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It's Brenda Bitch. Currently blogging obsessively about:
Chicago Blackhawks + Bears + Bulls, Unhealthily/excessively emotionally invested in hockey atm sorry bout it, Patrick Kane,Ships oh so many ships, Fall Out Boy, Jonathan Toews, Jay Cutler always, lyrics on lyrics. Currently watching: Masters of Sex (s2) Currently rewatching: Veronica Mars (s3) and Scrubs (s7) Currently listening: Because the Internet

Quote of the Moment: "I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did." - Hedonist Poet
I would ever
wanna do

zardmaster:

(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)

tags → #Basically 
tags → #omfg #bye 

(Source: sexlesslovers)

tags → #best 

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH

tags → #Yes lord 

So now I found a futon but it’s 90 bucks and I’d only do that if my roommate would go halfsies and now she’s not answering my texts… I just want something to sit on that’s not a fucking desk chair for fuck’s sake.

ruf1ohn1tram:

getting nice messages like

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replying to said messages:

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(Source: spacestepmom)

prettygirlfood:

Pizza Dip

1st layer
8 oz room temperature cream cheese
1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese
1/2 cup ricotta cheese
1 egg
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder


2nd layer
1 cup of marinara sauce


3rd layer
1 cup julienned pepperoni slices
1/2 cup chopped white onion
1/2 cup chopped mushrooms


4th layer
sliced mozzarella
pepperoni slices
chopped fresh basil


Instructions
Mix all ingredients for the first layer in a bowl and spread evenly into a 9 inch pie plate.
Add strips of pepperoni to a cold skillet and cook over medium heat. Take out and place on paper towels to drain the grease.
Add chopped mushrooms and onion to a skillet and cook over medium heat until soft. Add a pinch of salt to season.
Spread marinara sauce over bottom cheesy layer.
Add pepperoni, mushrooms, and onions on top.
Top with mozzarella cheese and pepperoni slices.
Place pie plate on a baking sheet.
Bake x 20 minutes and then broil for 2-3 minutes to brown the cheese a little bit.
Sprinkle with chopped basil.
Serve with garlic toast, bagel chips, or pita chips.


Notes
Use whatever toppings you like! Make sure you cook hamburger or sausage first before adding. Sautéed peppers would also be delicious!

prettygirlfood:

Pizza Dip

1st layer
  1. 8 oz room temperature cream cheese
  2. 1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese
  3. 1/2 cup ricotta cheese
  4. 1 egg
  5. 1/2 teaspoon salt
  6. 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
  7. 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
  8. 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
2nd layer
  1. 1 cup of marinara sauce
3rd layer
  1. 1 cup julienned pepperoni slices
  2. 1/2 cup chopped white onion
  3. 1/2 cup chopped mushrooms
4th layer
  1. sliced mozzarella
  2. pepperoni slices
  3. chopped fresh basil
Instructions
  1. Mix all ingredients for the first layer in a bowl and spread evenly into a 9 inch pie plate.
  2. Add strips of pepperoni to a cold skillet and cook over medium heat. Take out and place on paper towels to drain the grease.
  3. Add chopped mushrooms and onion to a skillet and cook over medium heat until soft. Add a pinch of salt to season.
  4. Spread marinara sauce over bottom cheesy layer.
  5. Add pepperoni, mushrooms, and onions on top.
  6. Top with mozzarella cheese and pepperoni slices.
  7. Place pie plate on a baking sheet.
  8. Bake x 20 minutes and then broil for 2-3 minutes to brown the cheese a little bit.
  9. Sprinkle with chopped basil.
  10. Serve with garlic toast, bagel chips, or pita chips.
Notes
  1. Use whatever toppings you like! Make sure you cook hamburger or sausage first before adding. Sautéed peppers would also be delicious!
tags → #Well fuck #recipes 

ryan-mcstunna:

i can’t wait to shamelessly force my sports teams into my children’s hearts

I’m legitimately addicted to craigslist right now…

jonbutter:

[aziz ansari voice] nooooooooooooooo

(Source: tendads)

dion-thesocialist:

This has always been my favorite scene in TCAP history.

(Source: loveholic198)

tags → #Oh