|One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad|
1.05 // 10.12
i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
— I can’t go to jail, Felix. I don’t have the temperament. In the shower, if they touch me, I will cut them.
7/23/14: Kane & Toews on new contracts [X]
driving past your old elementary school like
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.
i’m some sick hound, digging for gold
if it weren’t for second chances, we’d all be alone
i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan